My grandma loves telling this story: When my dad was six or seven years old, he was playing with a friend in the backyard. At one point, his friend said to him, "Your mother has big breasts." My dad gave him a very confused look and responded with, "Only chickens have breasts."
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the shoulder blades were actually "back breasts".— Kdees
- i used to beleive when you drank milk your breasts would get bigger so i used to look down at them afterwordsAnon
- When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha
- When my friend told me her cat was moulting I thought she said melting. I was confused for a while.Anon
- I used to believe that chickens reproduced A sexually and that roosters were just handicapped chickens. — Teena Strang
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen