One day we sent my friend to return the boat locker keys to the life guard. When he came back he said proudly "That guy knew me."
"Really?" I asked.
"Yes," he said, "that was the guy who told me sand made ice cream more nutritious and I believed him."
A childhood belief about sweeties

others believed things like this
- i used to always wonder how one national guard could always guard the entire nation.— karen ellis
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit
- Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal
- I used to beleive that ice cream is made up of only ice and cream on top— Umme Hani
- i used to think salt was made of sand— hibiscus
- Ice cream was made from feathers. My brother told me it was.— ed209