I used to believe that Janet Jackson had a couple of ribs removed so that she would look fit. It sounded insane, but now I know it is. I guess some people were playa hating on her six pack.
A childhood belief about pop stars

others believed things like this
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- My cousin thought ribs at restaurants were people ribs.Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I thought baby back ribs were from actual babiesAnon
- I used to only sleep on my back because I thought I would break my ribs if I slept on my stomach.— Molly
- that the word "couple" as in "a couple of items" was synonymous with "several", rather than "just two".— Blair A. Petterson