As a kid I used to get really confused by advertisements that stated that a store was selling "Occasional furniture". I thought there must be some strange kind of vanishing chairs and tables that would only appear some times, sort of like the Cheshire cat... It was only later that someone told me that it was furniture for special occasions; to be used occasionally.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- When I was younger, I believed that times tables in maths were kids sitting at tables staring at clocks!Anon
- I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.— kipperfeet
- My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.— Dale
- I used to believe when it thundered that god was moving his furniture around.— Debra Mcewan