I thought the line in the song "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" was "with nobody candy knives." I really wanted a candy knife.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought if you took some candy and buried in the yard, you would grow a candy tree.Anon
- I thought that the barber sign meant candy because I thought it looked like a candy cane.Anon
- In the song "Let's get it on", I seriously thought they were saying "candy on Crome". — Kate P
- I used to think that cotton candy was made from actual cotton so I never wanted to try itAnon
- When I was 10, I thought that nausea was called Lack-O-Candy Disease. My mom made it up— Teddybearhaha
- When I Was Little,I Used To Believe Clouds Were Candy FlossAnon