When I was 12 or 13 my mom always used to let me order "virgin" pina coladas when we went out for dinner. i thought she was saying "version" until one day when I was 16 or 17 I went out with my friends and tried to order a "version" drink. my friends will never let me live that one down..
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the show Law and Order was a gardening show called Lawn and Order.— Adriana
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn
- When I was a kid, I thought the musical Mamma Mia did songs from the A*Teens (the teenage version of Abba)Anon
- I thought that "heck" was a less horrible version of hell for people who were only KIND OF evil.— Oizys
- i used to believe a dog was the male version of a cat.Anon
- I used to believe a pickle was a smaller version of the cucumber.Anon