When I was little, my Dad asked me whether I wanted to go for the Miami Dolphins or the Florida Gators. Not realizing the differences between NFL and SEC football, I assumed they would play each other, so I closed my eyes and imagined dolphins and alligators running around a football field. I definitely didn't want the alligators to eat the dolphins, so for most of my life I switched around football teams, making sure never to cheer for the gators.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I used to believe the dolphins speak in spanish.— Cristian from Colombia
- I used to think that sharks were dolphins who were really mean on steroids and ridiculous stuff like that.— Tyler Leber
- I used to believe that water towers were detention centres for naughty dolphins— Ian
- When I was a kid, I used to think that the only way you could play football was if you had giant shoulders.— Sam
- When I was little, I used to believe that football players really had shoulders that big.— Angie
- I used to believe that a football ref's flag was a banana peel.Anon