When I was little, I believed that French had no cursewords because it was a "noble and sweet" language, like my teacher used to describe it!
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought French Kissin gwas when to french people kissed.......Hah....Stupid huh??? — ~Duckie~
- When I Was a Kid I Believed That Clouds Were Made By Sweet Cotton.
— Gustavo Giacomini 8º2 Porto União Cid Gonzaga - I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- I used to believe that translating from language into language was only a matter of changing letters ! :) — EwS
- I used to believe that if I spoke with whatever accent a language was in, I was speaking that language...— Renae