When I was little my mother called being naked 'nakey-no-nos' as in, "bath time, get in your nakey-no-nos". I believed this was a common term everyone used until I was about 17.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought common as muck was a substance called commoners muck— oddsox
- i told my mother that sex was when two people get naked and tell ghost stories.— linds
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon
- I used to think that when I was in the bath I shark lived under the bath and that ig might come up and bite me— ------------
- how many us believed you would go down the drain with the bath water? I did!— Amy