when i was little i hated to eat animal cookies or anything i considered "cute". my brother then told me that when i ate them they would have a party in my stomach.
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to think that if you eat an animal, you become that animal
— Hmza - My mum told me that cold custard (which I hated) was in fact Banana Blancmange. I lapped it up for years.— Chalky
- Croutons are called "Salad cookies"Anon
- I used to wonder why fortune cookies never predicted something bad like "you will fall off a cliff"— Izual
- I used to believe that when the sky was pink, late at the afternoon, the angels made cookies!— Bella
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg