We lived in a victorian house with a 3rd floor attic with a catwalk around the outside of the house. My mother didn't want me on the roof so she told me if I fell off the roof I would turn into guacamole dip. How twisted is that? Pretty twisted since I believed that all my childhood.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the rain drops that fell from my roof at night were shooting stars— Kay
- when i was 4 or 5 i used to think neon sour gummy worms were real because they always twisted and turned— HUGBUG09
- I used to believe that a topless bar was like a bar which has no roof on it.Anon
- When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.Anon
- I use to think church was spelt turch because of the big T on the roof.Anon
- I used to believe my dad could honk the car horn by pushing on a mysterious spot on the roof of the car.— sarah b