When I was a kid, my mom told me that us Christians relive Easter every year, and I took it very literally. I thought that Jesus was recrucified every year, and I silently wondered why nobody tried to save him.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- that we celebrate New Year's because it is the day that Jesus had his brit (circumcision)Anon
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher - I used to blieve that the orange center of marshammow easter eggs was Jesus...— Hayley
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- iwas told that if u cry on your birthday you would not get any bigger 4 a whole year— steve
- I used to believe that all Christians were English and all other religious people were foreign.Anon