When I was younger, even though I just thought it was just kissing naked as portrayed in the movies, I was angered by the fact that my parents had sex--I was very disappointed in them and would cry every night knowing that they probably did it sometimes. Twice I begged them never to do it again and I tried to make them promise, but they wouldn't; they tried to explain to me that it was important for moms and dads to do that so they won't get divorced.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to believe thatsex was just kissing nakedAnon
- I used the scar on my dads leg was a shark bite when in fact he fell off his bike when he was a child— Wendy Murray
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - I used to think actors in movies sometimes had to actually die to make the movies look real.— Dero
- I thought that soccer moms were moms that played soccer!Anon
- I use to believe that kissing your elbow would make you change your sex when you woke up the next day.— Chuck