I used to think in "I'm still waiting" by Diana Ross, the line which goes "I put him off with lies, he could see i had no eyes" was actually "I put him off at last, he could see I had no arse"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a "punch line" meant a line of people waiting to dip punch from a punch bowl.— Sheila
- I used to think that the song "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" was really "My Body Lies Over the Ocean."Anon
- I used to think my grandma was Princess DianaAnon
- when i was 4 my mom told me we lived in Indiana and i would tell people we lived in DianaAnon
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- If you had a mouth ulcer it's because you've been telling lies.— David Smithers