My grandpa, who was the Champeen Farter of the East Coast, used 1 of 3 excuses when he'd rip a good one.
(imagine a thick Slovenian accent here, if you can:)
(1) (looks at floor) "Floors creakin'"
(2) (looks out window) "Thunder"
(3) (looks at me with big smile) "Frogs"
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i thought fog had something to do with frogsAnon
- I used to think God made frogs out of wet playdough.Anon
- when i was a kid, i used to believe pickles were made out of frogs!
weird.
lol— xoxo**~Kelly~**oxox - I thought when i was young that frogs used to eat mushrooms. :) — Mandy
- For along time I thought the Middle East and Eastern Europe were just different names for the same place!— Helllowerer
- I used to believe that your soul was a millimeter thick, right under your skin, and looked exactly like youAnon