My poppop told me that the reason I had freckles was because flies came in and pooped on my face at night. I believed him for years. :(
A childhood belief about skin

others believed things like this
- When I was small my Grandfather told me that the reason I had freckles was from throwing pebbles in the sewer!— All Grown Up Now!
- I used to believe that if you put cow poo on your face, it would get rid of my freckles. — Col x
- if you have freckles it is because you didnt wash your face well enoughAnon
- When my grandma was little, her dad would tell her that the freckles on her face and arms were fly crap.Anon
- i used to think that freckles were when god got bored and he decided to draw on your face!— kelsey
- I used to think people with lots of freckles were playing with crayons and drew dots on their face.— WOW