I once asked my mother how they made newspapers. She told me that a machine made them. I took this as that there was a machine that gathered all of the news and printed out papers.
I asked my mother this because I sincerely wanted to appear in the paper to be 'famous.' I proceeded then to draw a picture, and walk around saying that it was "the best picture I had ever drawn." I figured that this would be picked up by the news machine and that me and my brilliant artwork would appear as breaking news the next day.
A childhood belief about being watched

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that our ansering machine was the washing machine and that it could talk
— tamara - When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen
- I used to believe that if I put my arm in the washing machine while it was going that it would rip off.— Hannah
- I used to believe my bedroom closet was actually a time machine.— Carrie
- i thought an ATM machine was something which gave free money!!— Armani
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle