When I was younger I thought that teachers got to make up their names. A socialworker's name was ms.fair, so I decided when I was older I wanted to be a science teacher named ms.science.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- Me & my brother used to think that the science programme QED was called "KWED" rather then "KYOO EE DEE".— Richard Davies
- I used to believe that what happened in science fiction/horror is movies was realAnon
- I used to believe that the teacher's lounge was where the teachers went to make out.— Julia
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon