My sister didn't understand penises and vaginas when she was little. When she saw my dad coming out of the shower without any clothes on she yelled "Dad, you're pooping!!!"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I believe that it would rain when God would be having a shower or washing his clothes.— Karina
- I used to think when I peed in the shower as a kid, the water coming back through the showerhead was my pee.— gregg
- in this TV show i saw a snake coming up from the drain so everytime i take a shower i go really fast!— scared person
- My sister told me that jellyfish came out of the shower and sting you to death.— Nick (Alex's brother)
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- I used to believe that clothes got smaller if you didn't wear them very often.Anon