When i was around 5 or 6 years of age, I discovered my pet poodle locked in coitus with the neighbors mutt. The were yelping and squealing and joined at the behind. I ran screaming to my mother and she told me that they were stuck together with chewing gum!!!
A childhood belief about cats and dogs
others believed things like this
- my mother told me if i ever swallowed chewing gum i'd turn into a pig, i believed this for many years.— stuart hayward
- My mother told me chewing gum was made from horses hooves!Anon
- i used to think next door neighbors were "next store neighbors"Anon
- I used to picture God as a giant transparent poodle after seeing "All dogs go to heaven".Anon
- I thought all poodles were female...i mean how can you be a male poodle and live with yourself?Anon
- that if you stuck out your tongue at your mother, your hand would stick up out of the grave when you died.— Elaine. London