I used to believe that my wishes never came true becuase when ever I prayed to god, he was either asleep and his answering machine was broken
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that our ansering machine was the washing machine and that it could talk
— tamara - When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen
- When I was five or six I thought that if I prayed to fly I would fly one day. — Zimel
- i used to believe santa clause was god, and i prayed to him— chelsea bann
- I used to believe that if you opened your eyes when you prayed, you would see God and then die.— Charlie
- I believed if I prayed for the Devil, he would start being good for God. — Jackie