My brother used to believe that the rewind button on the remote was really called review.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that in order to rewind a film the actors would have to re-act the whole movie backwards. — movies backward
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon
- I used to believe that the remote control could control all the things in my house, including my dog.— Felipe
- My brother was terrorised by an imaginary charecter called anorak doo-dah— Corin
- Me & my brother used to think that the science programme QED was called "KWED" rather then "KYOO EE DEE".— Richard Davies
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon