When I was 3 or 4 I thought that "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana said "My Potato" instead of "My Libido"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that potato chips were made from potato bugs. — Kayla
- I thought rice was just another way to prepare a potato, like mashed or fries.— Me
- If you don't eat Potato Croquettes in under 1 minute they explode.— Sarah
- My dad once told me that every potato we had ever eaten was grown in his ear.— Shirley B.
- When I was little I used to believe that the brown potato chips, you know the burnt ones, were worm infested.— Eric Rustman
- my mum used to tell me that it wasnt the ice cream man it was the potato man selling potatoes.meany!!!!— x[k][t]x