I thought teachers secretly lived at school over the summer. They lived in big pickle jars full of some kind of fluid or maybe plugged into electric outlets to recharge in the small bathroom in the back of the classrooms. Why else would they stack all those boxes of Kleen-ex up in the windows?
I used to laugh about it until my son entered the first grade. I was pretty shocked to discover he had the same teacher I had... and, I swear to God, she hadn't aged a day!
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- i used to think teachers lived in the classrooms b/c they were there before you came and after you left.— josieg
- I used to believe that teachers lived inside the closets of their classrooms.Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- It never occured to me as a child that teachers lived in houses. I thought they lived at school...— Heidi, Pittsburgh, PA
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon