when i was about 3, i remember playing in my grans wading pool naked. she told me if i played with my penis it would fall off... this was apparently the reason why mum didnt have a penis.
i reminded her about this conversation recently and she denied having said it.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that i needed to have sex before i was 15 or else my penis would fall off— jarid
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia
- when i was young i was told that if i played with or turned my belly button that my bum would fall off — lee hull