I thought Mary Black's song "Columbus" was not saying " You dream of Columbus" but "You dream of plumbers ( streched out to three syllables to fit the cadence of the song) till I found out the song's name
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I thought that life is a dream and when you die you wake up (maybe it's true who knows?)— Naos
- I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"— Malcolm Lover
- In the song "Let's get it on", I seriously thought they were saying "candy on Crome". — Kate P
- I thought the song "Hit me with your best shot" was "Hit me with your pet shark"Anon