Growing up my dad was a big Denver Broncos fan. He called john elway "uncle John". So I spent most of my younger years thinking that John Elway was my uncle.
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa - As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- I used to think that Olivia-Newton John was three people like Sharon, Lois and Bram....Olivia, Newt and John— J
- I thought that Olivia Newton John was a group, Olivia Newt and John. — Sam O.
- I used to think that Olivia Newton-John was 3 people: Olivia, Newt, and John— Sally
- I used to think that Lenin and John Lennon were the same person.— Melanjolly