i told my little sisters that the big weeds behind our house would eat them if they hurt the weeds. one of the girls stayed up all night with a golf club, waiting for the weed to come get her. the next morning, after no weed shows up, she beat the weed into puree, and threatened to come after me next. ;)
A childhood belief about plants

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you weed your pants, an alarm would go off and everyone would know you did it.— Mr Ice Creamie
- my sister told me that bunkers on golf courses were for children to play in while their dads played golf.— Julie
- I used to belive that the Gulf war was actually the Golf war and the people hit each other with golf clubs...— golfgirl
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- When I was little, my mom told me she was Karen from the Micky Mouse club, and I told everyone at school. — Amber
- My mom threatened that if I didn't eat all my vegetables that the police would come and arrest me.— Lisa T.