I grew up with pets in the house. One afternoon I decided to ask my Aunt Mary if she was spayed.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think virgin mary was actually 'virginia mary'Anon
- I thought "Virgin Mary" was actually "Verge 'n Mary" and that Verge was a nickname for Joseph. — Rachel
- My parents used to own a Restaurant. I belived the lobsters in the tank were pets.— Ned
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- That "This morning" was "The Smorning"
And "This afternoon" was "The Safternoon"
Yeah....Anon - I used to believe that when the sky was pink, late at the afternoon, the angels made cookies!— Bella