I used to think farts were called Kermies.. so I always associated them with Kermit the Frog. I got laughed at in PRESCHOOL for that one!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- My mom used to think "preschool" was called "pretty school" until a few years later.— Molly
- My aunt always used to tell me that if I swallowed gum, I'd turn into a frog!— Deana, Las Vegas, NV.
- I used to believe that if you kiss a frog then the would would really turn into a king.— jing
- I used to believe that tapioca was frog/fish eyes.— Dana
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh