I used to think that in the song "Tiny Dancer" the lyrics were "Hold me closer Tony Danza"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I used to think Timmy Mallet was Tony Robinson.— Tom
- I used to believe that if i didn't eat all my frosties Tony the Tiger would come and eat me— Frostie