I used to believe that if you farted in a jar and put it in the fridge it would turn into a cabbage by morning.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that Cabbage Patch Kids were made from real cabbage XD— foxxip
- My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.— Tracy
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to believe that cabbage was hot lettuce!!— smell
- I used to believe that cabbage was lettuce that had grown up.— JHR
- I used to believe woman got preganant by looking at a cabbage.
JOrge - BRazil — JOrge Nilson