For some reason in first grade I thought that teachers weren't allowed to get married or have kids. I don't know why I thought this knowing full well that my mom was a teacher...
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- Up until I was about seven, I thought soda pop was alcoholic and that's why kids weren't allowed it.Anon
- I thought all teachers in school were married to each otherAnon
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe that boys couldn't be teachers because they weren't smart enough. — Azz
- My mum told my older brother that dogs weren't allowed in London.— Fiz
- I used to think that "No standing signs" meant that you weren't allowed to actually stand in the area!Anon