At age 5 my babysitter told me that me that my insides would collape if I sneezed and farted at the same time.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- My older brother told me that everytime you sneezed your lungs would bleed. I believed this until I was 21!— Gem
- My neighbor told me that the insides of acorns tasted like chocolate. They don't. They're really bitter.— Dial Zero
- i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.— chuckipoo
- When I was little and farted in bed my mum told me to "take big sniffs - it will soon go away" yuk.Anon