When I was younger my grandmother worked at a family planning clinic. I used to go into work with her every so often when she would watch me. There was a large bowl of condoms at the entrance and I assumed that all the brightly colored packages must be candy. It took me many many years before I realized I shouldn't be mad at my grandma for not letting me have her works candy
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- I thought if you took some candy and buried in the yard, you would grow a candy tree.Anon
- I thought that the barber sign meant candy because I thought it looked like a candy cane.Anon
- When I Was Little,I Used To Believe Clouds Were Candy FlossAnon
- I used to believe when I was young that Poland was made entirely of candy.— Jenn
- ***I used to believe that the candyman was someone who would come and steal your candy or poisen it.— C H R I S T E N
- i used to believe that cotton candy was a cloud with coloring.....Anon