Blind Melon's "No Rain"---
"You know I'd like to keep my chi extracted, eh." instead of "You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today." Still hear it every time.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- I used to believe I could control the weather by singing rain rain go away or blowing the clouds away.— Shannon
- I used to believe that moon tasted like melon. I still kind of believe in it:)— Lia
- I believed that the rain would melt everything...I was terrified to go outside in the rain! — Cris
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon