my grandpa was slightly overweight. I asked why he was so round. His reply was that he was preganant. I then waited 5 years for his baby and talkign to it whenever I saw him. It seemed logical since I knew about male seahorses.
A childhood belief about appearance

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that every single slightly round stone r pebble was a fossilised dinosaur egg.— Dino Hunter
- I used to believe woman got preganant by looking at a cabbage.
JOrge - BRazil — JOrge Nilson - I used to believe that overweight people were heavy because they didn't poop.Anon
- Until recently I thought you could only get diabetes from eating too much sugar not just from being overweight— Tooken
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite
- for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin