THE FIRST TIME I HAD MY PERIOD MY MOM HADN'T EXATCLY EXPLAINED IT AND SO I CALLED 911 BECAUSE I THAUGHT I WAS BLEEDING TO DEATH, THE EMERGENCY WORKERS TOLD ME TO STOP PRANK CALLING OR THEY WOULD CALL THE COPS.
A childhood belief about periods

others believed things like this
- I used to wonder why so many cops in movies were called "Lieutenant" as a christian name.— chris
- Anyone else think that Emergency Exits were special exits for some celebrity called 'Emer Gency' to use?— Mark Yardley
- When I was six, my cousin told me that if I stuffed my bra the cops would come get me and take me to jail.— Juliea
- when ever i ate broccoli i thaught the monkey from Lion King was in there— Simon
- when i was little i thaught the bit in the alphabet song, where it goes LMNOP
actually want ENNEL MENNEL BEE — im going to the movies now - in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho