When I went to Church when I was little, I used to believe that the vicar was Jesus and I was really scared of him. My Sunday school teacher tried to convince me he wasn't Jesus, and I went, "He'll know you said that."
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to think MARIA is the WIFE of JESUS!— Chrono
- i used to believe rain was when Jesus was having a shower— matt