Went I was little we would go out to eat and some places asked if I wanted a "soup or salad" with my meal and I always responded No cause I thought they meant a "super salad"... Which would be to big.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- Croutons are called "Salad cookies"Anon
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg
- I once asked my dad why Pugs had flat faces. He responded "because they ran into a wall"...— Kristy
- i used to believe that a sign in a cafe bone-fide meal meant meat with a bone in it— roy
- I used to believe that the Super intendant was the Super Nintendo.— Lecia