Ya'know the song Lonely by Akon, well I just realized a few days ago that the lyrics are "I've got nobody, and I'm all on my own." I always thought they were "I've got no body", as in a head without a body.....
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that peeing was bad for your body, and it should only be done once per 3 days— Master P
- I used to think that "extra body" shampoo meant you could use the runoff suds to clean your body.— Christy
- When I was little I thought
body shops were places to
work out.— ginny - When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt
- I thought it was impossible for anyone to lift more than their own body weight. Just seemed to make sense..— Xenomorph
- I used to think that the song "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" was really "My Body Lies Over the Ocean."Anon