When I was young, my parents referred to farts as "Tooters." Of course, this was never written down, so my concept of the spelling of the word was not quite what it was today. I was convinced it was spelled "Tudor," and when I first heard that word used to describe the style of house I was really, really confused.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- I used to believe the word shoes was spelled shouse. It looked right to me... — Shouse
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- I used to think the word fever was just another word for giraff— Marshall m
- When I was young I used to think that WHSmith was all one word, and was thus pronounced "Wwwhhhhuuusmith"— Nathan