Thanks to my sociopath uncle I used to believe that if I was bad Santa's evil cousin Blood Clause would come down the chimney and put me into his burlap sack, fly to the south pole, bake me into meatloaf and eat me. Needless to say I was a very well behaved child.
A childhood belief about father christmas
others believed things like this
- Until i was 8, I believed that, If you didn't have a chimney, Santa Clause would come in through the toilet.— Maya
- I used to believe that the North Pole was the coldest place in the world and the South Pole was the hottest...— Logica
- I used to believe that clouds were made from a factory chimney that was south of my home town. — bynbyn
- I once believed that one could run around the south pole in order to travel backwards and forwards in time.— kaibutsu
- i used to believe santa clause was god, and i prayed to him— chelsea bann
- I used to believe that santa had a spare key to our house because we had no chimney.— Karl Andrade (Bombay, India)