When I was little, my dad told me that God was in church with us. Our church guitar player was a guy with a grey beard, so I thought he was God.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- i used to think air guitar was the same as electric guitar, i just thought air guitar was ran by air.Anon
- I used to think that air guitar was a style of guitar playing in rock music.Anon
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara