When I was about 6, my parents left me and my sister with my grandparents for a few days to go celebrate their anniversary. Me and my sister believed that their anniversary celebration consisted of them dancing on tables in their underwear with roses in their mouths. My grandparents still laugh at us about it to this day.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I believed that times tables in maths were kids sitting at tables staring at clocks!Anon
- i used to think that if i didn't celebrate my birthday each year my younger sister would catch up with me— q
- I used to believe that My grandparents didn't have any other name except grandma and grandpa.— Emelia
- I used to believe that my grandparents' world was in black and white.— Sara Serés
- I used to think my grandparents were born in prehistoric times.Anon
- First I believed that my parents were brother and sister. Then I thought that my dad was also my mums dad. — Rainbow