my family used to ask "what makes a spiderweb?" "a spider", I'd reply. "and what makes a cobweb?" "a cob". I never understood why this was so funny, and it hurt my feelings
A childhood belief about creepy crawlies

others believed things like this
- That eating carrots makes you ginger.— Austin
- I used to believe that when sheep die, god takes their wool and makes it into clouds— Oded
- I believed that chocolate milk must have been cow diarrihea......makes since to me— Suzanne
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- that God lives in the roof of our church and makes electricity to light the chandeliers— M
- I used to hear "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of Meat with you"
Makes a nice light snack I spose.— Linda