When I way little I use to think that rain was God crying. When my brother was little he thought it was God peeing. Compared the other kids, he REALLY hated being caught in the rain
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- I used to think that rain was caused by the sun peeing on us.Anon
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!— Gretchen
- I used to believe I could control the weather by singing rain rain go away or blowing the clouds away.— Shannon
- I thought rain was made when God was crying, and wind when God blew on the earth because it was too hot.— Andy T