I used to believe that the stable that Jesus was born in belonged to someone named Aunt Chelsea because when we sang "Angels We Have Heard on High" in church, it sounded like "In Aunt Chelsea's Stable" instead of "In Excelsis Deo".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I use to think the known Christmas song "in excelsis deo" was en chelsea's dayo— Mike Simmons
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I used to believe the angels were in the speakers at church because of the loud female voice singing.Anon
- I used to believe that Jesus' disciples rode motorcycles. It just sounded like the name of a biker group.— James McGee
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I cried too much, I would run out of tears.— Peter