My daughter's version of "The King of Rock and Roll" by Prefab Sprout is cute. Instead of "Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque," it's "Hot dog, jumping frog, I want cupcakes."
I like her version better.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you kiss a frog then the would would really turn into a king.— jing
- My aunt always used to tell me that if I swallowed gum, I'd turn into a frog!— Deana, Las Vegas, NV.
- I used to believe that tapioca was frog/fish eyes.— Dana
- When I was younger, I used to believe toads were male and frog were females.— Claude-Eugène
- I used to think that hiccups were caused by a frog in my chest who would jump and croak.— Elizabeth
- My father told me tapioca was frog eggs in pudding. I still can't eat it!Anon