I used to believe that my mom had Santa's phone number. Everytime i heard here on the phone around christmas, I would have a little internal freak-out that Santa would bring me coal
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that coal from stockings was santa's poop because i was bad— dylan mcdonald
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I used to believe that at Christmas if your house never had a chimney then santa came through your letter box— Rhys James
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I used to put a camera along my fireplace on Christmas Eve in hopes to tape Santa.Anon